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mom: what are you doing on the computer
me: talking to strangers online and reading gay fanfiction
mom: what?
me: i'm on facebook

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reblog if you're thankful for having a big penis.

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shorturl: last christmas i performed an ancient incan ritual in which a tribesman shoved a rusty dagger into my chest and pulled out my still beating heart in front of a large crowd of people cheering in blood lust but the very next day you gave it away

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